The Greatest Pick Up Line Ever

Being able to come up with a completely original and ingenious pick up line is an art form that many men wish to possess. Kansas City running-back Larry Johnson is one who has certainly mastered this art, and is an inspiration to men everywhere. 

Well here on my blog, I will expose Mr. Johnson's full proof scheme to pick up women. Men if you follow these simple steps I will promise you that no woman would be able to resist you.

1. Buy a drink

2. Put the drink stalled in your mouth

3. Find an attractive woman

4. Spit the drink all over her face

5. Then to really hook her, yell "I'm going to kill your boyfriend!"

With this ultimate act of courtesy, she will undoubtedly see you as a fine gentlemen and at the very least will give you her phone number. Or in Mr. Johnson's case, a law suit.