According to People Magazine (the official judges of sexy celebrities) Hugh Jackman is the sexiest man in the world. This notion is seconded by my mom, who has maybe seen one of Hugh's movies but nonetheless can not stop dreaming about the tall, dark, and handsome Ausie.
Well this got me thinking. Characteristics of Hugh Jackman:breathtaking smile, sculpted abs, powerful pecks, romantic, and has women swooning at the very sight of him. I.E. a mirror image of myself. Isn't it obvious, I'm Hugh Jackman's illegitimate son!
It all makes sense now. So Papa Jackman, I beg you. Come reunite with you son and spoil me with your millions of dollars.
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